Saturday, January 28, 2006

This week's bargains

I didn't do a lot of dollar store shopping this week, but I did purchase three things.

1. Ten 6 x 9 inch clasped manilla envelopes on sale at the little dollar store in town during their Everything Is 89 Cents This Week Only sale.
2. A bottle of Ajax dishwashing detergent, citrus extracts/w BAKING SODA. The baking soda is what sold me on this purchase.
3. The world's smallest fully automatic Umbrella!
According to the label the umbrella features:
- Revolutionary pushbutton automatic self-open and close
- Poly-pongee fabric treated with TEFLON for superior water and stain resistance
- Folds so small, yet opens to a BIG 40 degree diameter, and 44 inch arc
- Wind-resistant frame
- Self-fabric storage case
- Unsurpassed quality and and craftsmanship
- Lifetime limited warranty
It really is an amazing umbrella for only a dollar. It stores like a miniature umbrella, yet opens to the size of a full size umbrella.





BONUS!!!
Operating instructions for the world's smallest fully automatic Umbrella.

5 Comments:

At 5:57 PM, Blogger Jonnie 7-11 said...

That is a badass mechanical umbrella!!
I can't believe it was only a dollar either - it's times like these where the dollar store is like a miracle.

I mean, sure you can get gum there, but a mechanized robot umbrella?? For a dollar? Get out of Dodge!!

I think "89 Cents This Week ONLY" bears a striking similarlty to the West Coast's "99 Cents ONLY" store.

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger Jonnie 7-11 said...

Hey, mix that Ajax with vinegar and see if it fizzes!

You might get the Juan Bodley "I Did the Experiment for No Reason" Award for Chemistry!

 
At 5:41 PM, Blogger Juan Bodley said...

Or better yet, see if the umbrella is FULLY automatic and opens when you don't want it to!!! Posessed!!!

 
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